This? This is one of the best things that has come into existence. I know that the MuggleNet podcast had some smutty fanfiction reading from time to time, but I don’t think they ever got Ralph Fiennes to read some. It’s a regrettably short clip, but whether you’re snowed in in the Northeast/Midwest or in the south with the GOP running rampant, Ralph Fiennes can make your day with some quality, dramatic smut.
Edit: videos? They hate wordpress. Here is a link.